The Moose welcomes you
To the editor:
Welcome to the Pine Island Moose
Where you can come and get loose.
On Sundays we open at ten,
At eleven you can play Texas Hold’em and maybe win.
Moosehole or horseshoes at two,
Whichever you want to do.
Lunches Monday thru Saturday by Chef Joe,
There’s no place else you need to go.
Spaghetti dinners on Monday night
What a pasta lovers delight.
Tuesday nights meetings at seven
First and third for men, second and fourth for women.
Fun darts are Tuesdays also at seven
Come play if meetings you don’t attend.
Wednesday come try the wings and onion rings
We’ve got karaoke so you can sing.
Thursday nights you can get your fix
Because bingo starts at six.
Women’s Friday night dinners are a treat
With music to which you can move your feet.
Saturday nights with prime rib or country fried steak
You really can’t make a mistake.
Happy hour Monday thru Friday three to six, Saturday one to four
How could you ask for anything more.
With pool, shuffleboard, bowling or darts
The Pine Island Moose is where the fun starts.
Rocky Keller
Pine Island Moose member