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March 20, 2013
Pine Island Eagle

To the editor:

Normally by now we would have been told how many dead people voted in the election. But then even the election was pretty late. I waited in line 2 1/2 hours, so I guess it is to be expected.

Ever wonder how many dead people are collecting Social Security checks or how many dead people hold government jobs. Only in America. (I think.) Unlike Robin Hood, our government is robbing from the poor and giving to the rich.

We have a bank that has foreclosed houses for years and yet they won't sell them to the public even though they're buyers waiting. Are they making more money as a write off? Compelling!

And now the pay off. They want to allow pocket knives on the airlines. Dud. Wouldn't a pocket knife cut your throat just as well as a box cutter. Knocking off the traffic light cameras, I'm sure the cameras are giving out more tickets then the cops. Cause clearly if they see a cop they're going to stop. Being dumb, they don't see the camera and get a ticket. That's the name of the game.

What's the problem?

I know we can vote a state into the union. Can we vote Washington, D.C., out of the United States?

So if your at the airport look for my booth. I'll be selling pocket knives. Just think you're paying the salary of the guy that came up with that idea. Only in America.

Ralph Brookhart

St. James City

 
 

 

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