To the editor:
Ahem. Mr. President, in case it slipped your mind we have a war going on with American servicemen losing their lives. Besides many people getting rich on the war. What are we doing there in the first place? They've been fighting for eons, so let them do what they do best. Pretty soon they'll have a bumper sticker that says "Obama Bombed." So please do us all a favor, pick your favorite vacation spot, go there and never come back.
And now we have the federal court rejecting the Texas voter I.D. Law. Of course the average American voter would call that common sense. But of course we know the federal judges know nothing of common sense. My mother, God Bless her, got a jury summons seven months ago. The trouble is, she's been dead for 12 years. So much for the system. Probably someone will be voting with her name and S.S. number, maybe event collecting her S.S. check.
Remember years ago the UFO sightings, landings, picking up people and brining them back? Do you think the aliens have taken over Washington? Something to think about.
If there's any movie producers out there I have two movies ready for silver screen. One action-comedy, one action. They're a lot better than anything in the movies now. Get in touch.
Remember to thank a veteran.