To the editor:
It really drives me nuts that there are people in this world as nasty as the part-time resident, with much emphasis on the part-time, that seems hell-bent on trying to get the island cats removed from Winn-Dixie. Well, I think if you don't like the way we do things here, why don't you go back to your full-time residence and do whatever you want. Stop trying to impose your non-cat loving ways on us. The cats were probably here long before you graced us with your presence. Leave the cats alone. Unlike you, they are bothering no one.
PS. Have a nice trip home.